THE REF: Donkey Cheese, Mathletes, and MORE [Full Post]
Updates on all the important events in the sporting world – the ones you may have heard of and the ones you definitely missed.
Johnny Football Won The Heisman Trophy
Texas A&M’s quarterback became the first freshman to win the award in its 77-year history. “We couldn’t be prouder,” said his parents, Michelle and Paul Football.
An Indiana H.S. Girls Basketball Team Won 107-2.
Bloomington South defeated Arlington in girls high school basketball by an incredible 105 point margin on Tuesday night, drawing criticism from parents saying the team ran up the score. Sounds like they should have spent less time whining and more time criticizing Arlington for being so bad at basketball, though, amirite?
Novak Djokovic Bought All Of The World’s Donkey Cheese
This is not a joke, people. The world’s top-ranked tennis player just spent over $500/pound to buy the entire annual supply of global donkey cheese. The cheese is also known as “pule,” not to be confused with “puke,” which is of course what happens after you eat donkey cheese. [Keep Reading]