Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“Hello, I’m Nurse Juanita.”
I felt a stirring in loins. Even a mangled spine couldn’t keep me from bonering up.
“You’ve been hurt badly,” she cooed. “I didn’t know anyone could get that injured on a Razor scooter. How about I do something to take that pain away?”
I did all I could to open my eyes and catch a glimpse of what had to be heaving breasts, but they were swollen shut.
“Speaking of swollen,” I mumbled to myself incoherently. “I am going to jerk off so hard when I get out of this place.”
A pillow covered my face. [Keep Reading]