Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]
Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,
As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.
Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.
I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.
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