My uncle is the head of a huge law firm. He is apparently one of the most prolific lawyers in the UK, and very much enjoys boasting about his intelligence whenever we see him. He doesn’t know how to put paper into his printer. Whenever he runs out he phones my aunt to talk him through it because he’s too embarrassed to ask his assistant.

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