My best friend and I had the idea of getting super baked one day, which wasn’t that different from normal. So while she was biking to my house, I picked up about 5 gs of bud. On the way to me, some guy drove by and hit her and left. Her bike was trashed and she was hurt, but okay. I had to call her parents to let them know, and they insisted that we all go down to the police station to report what had happened. We were sitting in an office with about seven police officers when an officer with a dog walks in to say something to another officer. My best friend and I just looked at each other and started laughing hysterically when we realized I had about 10 gs, my bowl, and a bottle of Xanax on me. Somehow after about an hour and a room that began to reek we made it out of there alive. We got home and toked up. Needless to say it was an interesting day.

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