“During the break in my morning engineering class one student did not return. About 20 minutes after class had resumed after the break she returned with a grocery bag full of stuff, put it down on her desk and left the class with something in her hand. This was very distracting. She came back after about 5 minutes with a freshly made cup of easy-mac. She then proceeded to sit down, pull out a soda, spoon, napkin, and a tupperware container. Inside the tupperware container was some left-over pizza. She then dipped the pizza in the easy mac and continued as if nothing were odd or distracting. She spent most of the rest of the class asking questions about topics she missed while she was out.”

Classroom - Pizza Mac

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