10 Things Chris Brown Can Do Now That He’s Off Twitter [Click to continue reading]
1. Learn how to treat women he’d like to shit on with respect.
2. Focus on his music, or anything that isn’t being a terrible person.
3. Cover up his neck tattoo with one of those prisons.
4. Change his name to Kris Brown so we can take him even less seriously.
5. Change his name to Charlie Brown so we don’t have to feel so sad around Christmas time. [Keep Reading]