I dated this girl for a couple months, she wasn’t the best catch, controlling and needy, calling me 16 times a day. Well I grew attached to her dog, i would often take him for walks to the park, play fetch with him, he was awesome. When we broke up she kept him in a kennel all day, and when the day came that she couldn’t afford to take care of him I offered to take him lest he get sent to the pound. Things were great for a couple weeks, i was happier than ever, then she comes back into the picture and in a stupor punched me and stole my dog. So i slept with her sister. Small price to pay for that crazy bitch to get out of my life.