Hey Co-Workers in Elevators, Uncles, Aunts, Morning Show Hosts, and other Boring People Who Insist on Talking to Strangers, stop saying, “Turkey Day” instead of “Thanksgiving.” It’s not funny, clever, cute, original, or any other thing that you must have gotten confused and thought it was. It’s not even easier to say. They’re both 3 syllables. So, really, what are you doing? Just say, “Thanksgiving.” Everyone will thank you for it.