“I got a very distressed text from my mother that she was “somewhere she didn’t want to be and didn’t know how to get out.” She had tried to check herself into the restaurant she and my dad were eating at using the location setting on her Facebook status, but had instead checked herself into the Hindu temple across the street by mistake.”
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