Me and my mom share a name. Instead of putting “wife” and “daughter” on his cell phone to resolve the problem he has us both listed as “Anna.” This led to awkwardness when he texted me one time at 13 saying he was going to spank me. Shocked, I texted back “what the hell did I do?” He replied “you know what you did you naughty kitten.” Then ten seconds later he sent me a text saying “oh dear god, that was for your mother.”