“I work as a manager at a well known Italian restaurant. A woman complained about her steak and demanded a free meal. I asked what the problem was and she said the steak was too bloody and under-cooked. I asked how she wanted it and she said ‘rare’. I told her that’s what a rare steak was and she promptly told me she had only heard people in restaurants order steaks ‘rare’ and thought it meant that the steaks were “hard to find”.”

Work Sucks: I looked all over for this steak