With the first presidential debate just a day away, how have the candidates been gearing up? [Click to read full article]
-Bush-blaming speed rounds.
-Working “folks” into every sentence, including those spoken only to Michelle.
-In attempt to boost economy, ordering dessert.
-Subtle “Mormons are weird” implication exercises.
-Asking what Biden would say; saying the opposite.
-Fundraiser with Jay-Z and Beyonce.
-Clubbing with Jay-Z and Beyonce.
-Fundraiser because it’s Tuesday.
-Ten daily expressions of human emotion, minimum.
-Memorizing flow chart of all opinions going back ten years.
-Working “Reagan” into every sentence, including those spoken only to Ann.
-Calling Rick Perry to make sure this argument about balancing the budget is mathematically sound.
-Casually tossing around a few ideas for a central campaign message.
-Growing a beard. Do swing voters like beards?
-Becoming familiar with adjectives that aren’t “splendid.”
-Becoming familiar with voters who aren’t corporations.