My (now ex) girlfriend and I had seen the picture of facebook comments that went “I’m Hungary” “Maybe you should Czech the fridge” “I’m Russian to the kitchen” “Maybe you’ll find some Turkey” and so on. We had been casually using it in texts. One day, her parents saw a text that was us leading up to sexting, so it had kind of the same vibe. She decided we should have a code for when we wanted to start sexting, so we decided on “Czeching the fridge.” “I’m Hungary” meant “I’m horny.” It also allowed for phrases such as “I hope I find some breasts and thighs.” I’ll never hear those phrases the same way…