“Today, my boyfriend came by my dorm room. Without knocking, he thrust open my unlocked door and slammed it behind him. Then he came right over to me where I lay on my bed and began kissing me (among other things). He had me seduced when suddenly he froze. Sat up. Grabbed his ass….and ran to the bathroom exclaiming, “EMERGENCY!” It’s nice to know my kisses give him diarrhea.”
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