So I work in a lab at the hospital attached to the university I attend. I have a “dirty” job since most of my duties, no pun intended, are processing stool samples. Normally the job is pretty mundane, but one day, I had the absolute worst thing that could happen on the job occur, a “pooh murder.” Part of the process of processing a sample is to put the bucket of poop in a paint can shaker for a few minutes to stir it up, but on this particular day, I forgot to completely close the lid, causing a two pound bucket of shit to literally explode and spray all over the room. It took close to an hour to clean up. You think your job is shitty, tell me about it.