“I recently started dating a girl. It was going really well so I took her to Disney Land for a the solid “get to know each other” day. We were in line for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad when I noticed a mouse in the bushes. I pointed it out to her and soon everyone around us (including very small children) were watching and cooing at the aptly named ‘Mickey’ scurry through the bushes. Seconds later we found out the the mouse was actually raiding a birds nest when several birds flew in and ripped the mouse limb from limb. Children screamed, I gasped in astonishment, and my girl laughed hysterically… This one’s a keeper.”

Rough Love: RIP Mickey