“A few weeks after my mom had gotten a facebook, I checked out her profile to see what exactly she put there. She listed that she was both interested in men and women. I asked her why she never told me she was bi-sexual, and she freaked out. When I showed her that she put that on her profile, she said “You’re not supposed to put just men, or else people think I’m looking to cheat on your father! So I put women as well to let people know.”

IdioTech: Bisexual, sure, but she’s no adulterer.

(Source: College Humor)