So today I was on my way home from the market when I got a stomach ache. It was an explosive mess waiting to happen. The speed limit was 40 and I was doing about 55 when a cop pulled me over. He asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I told him about 15 over, and to please hurry and give me my ticket because I was about to crap myself. He started laughing at let me go without even a warning and told me to drive slower. I guess cops are human too.
(Source: College Humor)