“Ok, so one of my best friends was working at the local supermarket and I went there to get some things for another friends surprise party. I went to my friend’s register and was talking to her about the party plans when this sketchy guy comes up to us and gives my friend a letter. He had terrible handwriting and we thought it said “I have a son,” so my friend told him to wait until we were finished. It turns out the letter really said “I have a GUN,” but we only figured it out after he got frustrated and left and the cops caught him holding up a convenience store half an hour later.”

Work Sucks: I Don’t Care If You Have A Son

(Source: College Humor)