“Of our roommates was overall awesome; however, he had a tendency to get drunk do random ridiculousness and pass out early. When he would do this we would role him up in a huge carpet remnant and put him out on the roof. Its apparently pretty hard to get out of a tightly rolled up 20ft long roll carpet. Especially when your drunk and weigh 85lbs.”

Roommate Confessions: Carpet Confession

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