10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

5. Start a Popular Single-Serve Tumblr
What you said in December: All of the crappy last-minute-gift stores are full of really dumb books that used to be really dumb blogs. I can definitely make a better blog. I just need an idea.
What you said in February: What does the Internet like? Cats, Star Wars, complaining. I can just photoshop complaints about Star Wars over pictures of cats. You’re welcome, Internet. No. George Lucas is an asshole. He’d just sue me for the millions I’d inevitably make off of that idea.
What you’re saying now: Maybe I should make a Twitter account instead…

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

5. Start a Popular Single-Serve Tumblr

What you said in December: All of the crappy last-minute-gift stores are full of really dumb books that used to be really dumb blogs. I can definitely make a better blog. I just need an idea.

What you said in February: What does the Internet like? Cats, Star Wars, complaining. I can just photoshop complaints about Star Wars over pictures of cats. You’re welcome, Internet. No. George Lucas is an asshole. He’d just sue me for the millions I’d inevitably make off of that idea.

What you’re saying now: Maybe I should make a Twitter account instead…

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