3. Take a Ski Trip With Your Buddies
What you said in December: This is a great idea. There’s a reasonably priced ski lodge just a few hours away. We’ll rent some rooms and go up for the weekend. Greg said he’d call to check availability this week. It’s going to be so fun.
What you said in February: There’s hardly been any good snow, so it would have been stupid to go earlier. And now it’s too close to Valentine’s Day. Greg wants to spend a weekend with his girlfriend before going on a buddy trip. There’s still time though. We’ll do it.
What you’re saying now: Fucking Greg! He and his girlfriend went skiing. And now all the snow is gone. Greg is the worst. We should definitely plan a camping trip in a couple months.
(Source: College Humor)