“I resolve to hate Dubstep, then listen to it just so I don’t feel so old and out of touch, then start to kind of like it, then start to love it, then make my life about the promotion of Dubstep music and culture just in time for a new kind of music to become popular and force me to begin the agonizing cycle all over again.”

Streeter Seidell - 

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