7. The Impractically Heavy One
Where it came from: It must have been a gift, but no one remembers who gave it. There’s a chance it was in the house when you moved in.
Where it goes on the tree: The bottom. Way at the bottom.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Wait, no, you have to hook it on a few branches, then prop it…or just kind of let it rest on the floor there. Does that look weird? It’s probably fine.”
(Source: College Humor)