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December 19th, 2011
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree 3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem. Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy. What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year. [Keep Reading]

The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out

Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.

Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.

What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.

[Keep Reading]

(Source: College Humor)

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