Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011

My friends in highschool thought itd be real funny to put a frozen road-killed skunk under my porch on Halloween night because I didnt feel like going out with them. My house was rank for about two months considering it took about three weeks to locate the source. One of their mom’s accidentally turned them in when asking why her van smelled like skunk. Paybacks a bitch. Hope you enjoyed the pack of fish I hid under your firebird seat while you were in class all day and it was 95 degrees outside.

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(Source: College Humor)