15 Ways to Get Your Friends to Hate You by Thanksgiving

3. Show your friends how much street cred you earned at school with your newly acquired sailor mouth, Marc Ecko jeans, and fitted hat of baseball team you don’t follow.

4. Berate your friends for not smoking enough weed.

5. Show your friends the Facebook profiles of all the girls you hooked up with.

6. Show your friends the Facebook profiles of all the girls you want them to think you hooked up with.

7. Ask your friends why they haven’t visited you at school yet and when they plan on coming.

8. Use playful banter to point out which friends gained weight, just like in the beer commercials.

9. Brag about the free Asher Roth concert your school is hosting.

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(Source: College Humor)