The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving

THE DRUNK:
 Hey, it’s good to see you- Oh, this is a long hug. Cinnamon schnapps? I  don’t think we have- Ah, you brought you own. Anyway, you seem really  happy. I mean sad. Nope, back to happy. Now you’re still smiling, but  there are tears. So many tears. Oh, I’m actually fine standing. I’m not  saying your lap doesn’t look comfortable, it’s just… Here, why don’t you  take my water. No, I think it’s fine without schnapps.

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The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving

THE DRUNK:


Hey, it’s good to see you- Oh, this is a long hug. Cinnamon schnapps? I don’t think we have- Ah, you brought you own. Anyway, you seem really happy. I mean sad. Nope, back to happy. Now you’re still smiling, but there are tears. So many tears. Oh, I’m actually fine standing. I’m not saying your lap doesn’t look comfortable, it’s just… Here, why don’t you take my water. No, I think it’s fine without schnapps.

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(Source: College Humor)