I was taking a nap, when I wake up to the sound of my mother screaming “FUCK YOU!” extremely loud. About two hours later, I heard her scream again, louder “FUCK YOU!” and I came in, and she was giving the computer the finger. My mom, being a really timid person, didn’t usually do stuff like that, so I pretended not to be there to see what she was doing. She screamed at it, and gave it the finger again, and again, about eight times. When I came in, she said she had seen dad do it once, and that it made the computer go faster.
(Source: College Humor)