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During my Junior year of school I decided to mess with my friend Shawn. He was one of my roommates and he owned a huge teddy bear. This thing was enormous. It stood like 4 feet high. Well one day I decided to take a shit and insert inside the stuffed bear. I cut open the bears stitching and then took a huge crap in a cup. I then stuck a single turd into the bear and sewed in back shut and left it sitting in his room. The following three weeks consisted of Shawn continuously coming to me and asking if I farted in his room because he said “my room smells like your farts.”

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(Source: College Humor)