9. The Lion in Winter Night of: Ale in tandem with “pub food” (pies not involving fruit, potatoes in inconvenient shapes, etc). Symptoms: Semi-permanent weight gain of 10-15% of previous body mass. Cure: Military service in India or Rhodesia

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9. The Lion in Winter
Night of: Ale in tandem with “pub food” (pies not involving fruit, potatoes in inconvenient shapes, etc).
Symptoms: Semi-permanent weight gain of 10-15% of previous body mass.
Cure: Military service in India or Rhodesia

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(Source: College Humor)