It doesn't matter how many times you see this, the pure stupidity will astound you each and every time.
They may be little. They may be funny to look at. They may fill any normal activity with pure hilarity. But...
If you have to make friends in college, make them for no other reason than to go out on Halloween as an...
Fact: The very first jack-o-lantern was in 1632 and was a hollowed out human head.
This is the best of the best of the best of Halloween 2008. Think you could do better? Submit your picture...
The best part about being the living dead is the ability to pass out anywhere.
This is exactly why I still use Friendster.
All the power, none of the Xhibit.
The real miracle of life isn't birth, it's how a stupid helpless baby survives for years without dying.
Who said working at a fast-food restaurant was awful? The drive-thru is like a late-night rollercoaster!
See dad, I AM a winner! And tee-ball's stupid.
The makers of textbooks really don't expect you to read it, so you can't blame them.
Each one of these paradoxes is real, said the make-believe lying man from Jupiter.
A CAPTCHA is like a middle school bully. "Made you type something stupid, doofus face."
2 people in these food challenges are now dead. Try and guess which and win a free 8 pound burger!
Only in America do animals get Type 2 Diabetes from eating leftovers.
These books may be hard to find, but what else are you going to do in the library at 11:30 P.M., a 15-page...
Animals already run through the woods naked, so being drunk shouldn't be too much different.
Ever since Zach left for the College Years, Belding's life has been a downward spiral of remorse and neglect.
Tramp Stamps: Coming second in classiness, only to lose to the "inner bottom lip tattoo."