How Road Head Can Go Wrong [Click to finish]
Okay, I get it. You love your purebred bulldog! Who could resist that loose skin, those stubby legs, and that adorable underbite? Well, I hate to break it to you, but that lovable little freak — along with almost every other breed of dog — was created by Victorian eugenicists less than one hundred years ago. What’s more, the breeds they created are now getting so inbred that most of them are sicker than … well, dogs! Check it out: Adam breaks down the awful truth for you in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything.
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I guess I’ll wipe my dick off now…
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Batman didn’t have any choice, but you do.
World’s Greatest Detective
HAPPY BATMAN DAY!!!
We’d all like to think that “The Dark Knight” is the true version of Batman. We tell ourselves that the technicolor nonsense of Adam West and the delightful hijinks of Robin the Pantsless Boy Wonder were unfortunate distractions in the character’s history. But the fact remains that there’s 3 decades of Gold and Silver Age Madness that can’t be denied.
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Bat-Baby. Just… Bat-Baby
Batman was turned into a kid, is mocked with the moniker “Bat-Baby” by some thugs, and then proceeds to put on a Sunday school outfit in an apparent agreement about his status as a baby. Whatever the twisted logic, it obviously works, as bad guys across the city are fucking terrified by a toddler in short overalls with full man-strength. Their gargled screams of “BAT-BABY!” are without any shred of irony. In the end, Batman is returned to normal size but we are deprived of a pivotal scene in which Bruce Wayne grows out of his clothes and is left completely naked in front of people who wanted to turn him into a 4-year-old.
The Dark Knight meets his greatest match: the only resident of Gotham who’s lonelier.