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The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
This “vintage” Sun-Maid package may be a “great original piece of American History,” but something about it just looks a little, I dunno, EXACTLYTHE SAME AS RAISIN CONTAINERS IN 2013. Adding insult to injury, the seller doesn’t answer the most important question of all: are the raisins still inside???? I’m so hungry.

Video: Baby Pancake and Watermelon

Cute, but I was told there would be pancakes…

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Rough Love: Chocolate Delight

One night, me and my boyfriend were hanging out on my bed talking and eating m&m’s. After awhile we started going at it, and when we were finished I sat up and he got a grossed out look on his face and said “ewww babe, what’s all over your back?!” Turns out we had dropped a couple m&m’s and they had melted and squished underneath us.
- Anonymous

Board Games are Getting a Little Too Complicated

Boggles you, doesn’t it?

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The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
It’s a good thing the only description whatsoever of this item is that it’s 28cm long, because I really, really don’t want to know what its future buyer is planning on doing with it. No matter what, we can probably say with some confidence that he or she is overpaying. People know you can get porn for free online, right? Fleshlights are like, 70 bucks. Whatever. None of my business.

Nooooooooooooo! the Supercut

OKAY! A simple “no” would have sufficed.

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15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food

I said hold the sludge and mice!

Mike and Watt Get Free or Die

Trapped in the wash closet. (Previously: “Mike and Watt”)

Challenge Accepted!

There’s nothing wrong with openly falling for reverse psychology.

8 Beer Innovations We’d Actually Use

Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed “improvements” to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don’t exactly scream “CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THEREST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.” As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.

All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place

The Kill Bill Dunk - Directed by Quentin Tarantino

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10 Celebs That Have the Power to Shoot Lasers Out of Their Eyes

What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click to see all]

Another NASA failure.