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CollegeHumor LIVE!
4/24 - 4/27
Seattle
Portland
San Fran
J&A & Streeter will be meeting /taking photos with anyone that sticks around after the show! #CHonTour

San Francisco is now SOLD OUT! Get your tickets to Seattle and Portland before we run out. 

collegehumor:

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor LIVE!

4/24 - 4/27

Seattle

Portland

San Fran

J&A & Streeter will be meeting /taking photos with anyone that sticks around after the show! #CHonTour

San Francisco is now SOLD OUT! Get your tickets to Seattle and Portland before we run out. 

(via collegehumor)

What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials
We’re strong, simple people. We enjoy the simple pleasures: Flannel, dirty gloves, throwing lumber onto truckbeds in slow-mo, leaning on fences, you name it. MAN do we love leaning on fences. Wood fences, wire fences — you give us a fence, we’ll lean the fuck on it.Out here, it’s always sunrise or sunset. Are there other times in the day? We don’t know. And frankly, we don’t want to know. We’re simple like that. All we know is that this lumber has to go from here to somewhere else, and it’s up to us to move it. Also there’s horses out here so shut those greasy gates and let’s peel out into the mud.Us? We’re all about family. When we’re not about lumber. Which is often. But we’ll swing by the son’s Little League game and rub his head when his team loses, then swing by the gal’s Little League game and rub her head when her team loses. Just let em know that it’s all gonna be ok because we love them, and we’ll get that lumber where it needs to go.But we’re not afraid to let loose every now and then! Sometimes we go to the diner where the way-too-attractive waitress pours us coffee and gives us broad smiles. She may look like a model but she’s got flannel on and never isn’t turning around with a coffee pot so she’s one of us.We live on a porch. Quiet. Homely. Not much call for buildings in our town — we’re not really into ‘frills’ — just give us a porch and some iced tea pitchers with the sun shining through them and we’re as happy as a pig in gloves leaning on a fence.At night, we just admire the stars. LOVE those stars. Who needs a television when you got stars? Not us, that’s who.My son points up at the stars as if to say “wow!” I smile. I am glad my son enjoys the stars. At least one kid gets that you don’t need ‘video games’ when you have stars. They’re like our own little tiny, glowing fences in the sky for our eyes to lean on. Truly magical.In conclusion, I love this country.My wife is a truck made of fences.

What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials

We’re strong, simple people. We enjoy the simple pleasures: Flannel, dirty gloves, throwing lumber onto truckbeds in slow-mo, leaning on fences, you name it. MAN do we love leaning on fences. Wood fences, wire fences — you give us a fence, we’ll lean the fuck on it.

Out here, it’s always sunrise or sunset. Are there other times in the day? We don’t know. And frankly, we don’t want to know. We’re simple like that. All we know is that this lumber has to go from here to somewhere else, and it’s up to us to move it. Also there’s horses out here so shut those greasy gates and let’s peel out into the mud.

Us? We’re all about family. When we’re not about lumber. Which is often. But we’ll swing by the son’s Little League game and rub his head when his team loses, then swing by the gal’s Little League game and rub her head when her team loses. Just let em know that it’s all gonna be ok because we love them, and we’ll get that lumber where it needs to go.

But we’re not afraid to let loose every now and then! Sometimes we go to the diner where the way-too-attractive waitress pours us coffee and gives us broad smiles. She may look like a model but she’s got flannel on and never isn’t turning around with a coffee pot so she’s one of us.

We live on a porch. Quiet. Homely. Not much call for buildings in our town — we’re not really into ‘frills’ — just give us a porch and some iced tea pitchers with the sun shining through them and we’re as happy as a pig in gloves leaning on a fence.

At night, we just admire the stars. LOVE those stars. Who needs a television when you got stars? Not us, that’s who.

My son points up at the stars as if to say “wow!” I smile. I am glad my son enjoys the stars. At least one kid gets that you don’t need ‘video games’ when you have stars. They’re like our own little tiny, glowing fences in the sky for our eyes to lean on. Truly magical.

In conclusion, I love this country.

My wife is a truck made of fences.

whitewhine:

But if the dishwasher is broken that means…I’m the new dishwasher!
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

whitewhine:

But if the dishwasher is broken that means…I’m the new dishwasher!

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

dorkly:

Spongebob Sings “Get Lucky” Across 11 Decades

This Video is a REAL goofy goober, but it’s worth it.

(original remix by PV Nova)

dorkly:

Nobody Suspects a Thing…
Rubber Psyducky, you’re the one.

dorkly:

Nobody Suspects a Thing…

Rubber Psyducky, you’re the one.

(Source: reddit.com)

dorkly:

How to Play Jenga with Giant Construction Equipment

The only way you could make Jenga more extreme is if you played it to the death.

dorkly:

It’s all fine until he starts calling Catwoman “m’lady”.

dorkly:

It’s all fine until he starts calling Catwoman “m’lady”.

(Source: spaceghostzombie)

dorkly:

Awesome Simpsons Cosplay: Patty, Selma, and Marge
Hmmmmmm.

dorkly:

Awesome Simpsons Cosplay: Patty, Selma, and Marge

Hmmmmmm.

whitewhine:

Perhaps the most first world job of all time?
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

whitewhine:

Perhaps the most first world job of all time?

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

dorkly:

Mod Lets You Play as Captain America in Dark Souls

Praise the Shield!

Movie Scientists love to talk about how human beings only use 10% of our brain’s capabilities, but have you ever wondered what the other 90% would be used for? Here’s our best guesses at the mental abilities humans will hopefully be able to unlock in the near future.
Finish reading What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

Movie Scientists love to talk about how human beings only use 10% of our brain’s capabilities, but have you ever wondered what the other 90% would be used for? Here’s our best guesses at the mental abilities humans will hopefully be able to unlock in the near future.

Finish reading What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

patrickcassels:

collegehumor:

If Miyazaki Films Were Like Other Anime

HIS ARTISTIC MERIT IS IS OVER 9000!!!

Another gem written by Owen Parsons before he moved on to The Daily Show, where I hope he’s busy writing just as many erotic anime jokes.

(via dorkly)

dorkly:

Well, These Videogame Consoles All Look Legit
Some of these were still more playable than the Atari Jaguar.
☣☣☣ [check out the full gallery]

dorkly:

Well, These Videogame Consoles All Look Legit

Some of these were still more playable than the Atari Jaguar.

 [check out the full gallery]

All the warning signs are there.
20 Great Warning Signs

All the warning signs are there.

20 Great Warning Signs

Caldwell, Nathan, and Julia teach you how to draw some classic video game characters in this week’s Draw Class

Watch the episode & subscribe to The Drawfee Channel

(Source: youtube.com)