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Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine.  See Johnny?  That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)

While in London this week, Beyonce booked two hotel rooms - one for herself, and one for her luggage.  Unfortunately, the luggage got two twin beds instead of a queen and hoo boy, you should have seen the luggage.  It was livid.  The luggage will never stay in that hotel again, no sir. (Celebslam)

Martha Stewart started shit with Rachel Ray this week, saying that she 'cannot bake' and is 'more of an entertainer.'  Oh snap!  I can't wait to see what polite insults Rachel Ray has up her sleeves!  (Which, for the record, Martha thinks are 'a bit flashy.') (Celebslam)

Megan Fox did a photoshoot for the New York Times (I know, what?) this week, and surprise surprise, she's super flexible.  She also loves steak, Matchbox cars, video games and doing butt stuff. (Popoholic)
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FRAG OUT!

This week on Gossip Girl, the controversial, much-talked-about threesome finally took place.  And it included a grand total of three PG kisses (watch here).  Lame.  If you want me, I'll be watching True Blood, where someone f*cks every single episode. (Egotastic)

Last week, rumors hit of a Jennifer Lopez sex tape.  This week, we learned that the tape (made when JLo was 28), features JLo in skimpy clothing and, more importantly, fighting with her mother.  EVERY MAN'S FANTASY! (WWTDD)

Jets receiver Braylon Edwards was denied this week, after Rihanna refused a $10,000 bottle of champagne that he sent to her table.  So Rihanna is like the New Orleans Saints in this scenario?  Or the Dolphins?  Or the Bills, I can't decide. (Celebslam)

Nicolas Cage owes $6 million in back taxes and is now suing his money manager.  Because I'm sure his money manager is the one who told him to buy two yachts, a jet, three castles, two islands, 12 mansions and a dinosaur skull. (IDLYITW)
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Let's go!

Hollywood did Halloween right this year, and here is a collection of some of the best.


Halloween was also a time for famous females to emasculate their less famous partners.  Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon dress up as an angel, and if that wasn't bad enough, Paris Hilton's boyfriend had to be the tooth fairy.  Because that's something all men aspire to be. (Derekhail, Celebslam)
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Let's trick some treats!

The new Avatar trailer was released this week, and whaddya know, this movie actually has a plot!  And Giovanni Ribisi's in it!  My chances of seeing this movie literally just tripled. (WWTDD)

Taylor Swift attended Katy Perry's paint party this week and got acquainted with one of LA's most inspired Hitler youths.  Good taste, Taylor.  After the party she met up with Osama Bin Laden to discuss their mutual admiration for Mussolini. (WWTDD)

So I have some good news and I have some bad news.  The good news is there was a killer nip slip this week.  The bad news is the nip's attached to Amy Winehouse's new implants.  Enjoy!/? (Hollywood Tuna)

This week saw the release of a book called Heidilicious, featuring Heidi Klum in a variety of poses and substances.  Most notably, naked and covered in chocolate.  Not as noteable: fully-dressed and covered in mayonnaise. (Egotastic)
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On to bag #2!

This week in an interview, the director of American Psycho talked about how Christian Bale's portrayal of Patrick Bateman was inspired by Tom Cruise.  Most flattering thing said about Tom Cruise in years?  He'll take it!*

*I don't speak for Tom Cruise. (IDLYITW)

Hilary Duff is shooting a movie in NYC this week, and if you can get past the worst outfit in the world, you'll notice that said outfit is not nearly warm enough for the current NYC weather.  See?  Mother Nature IS on your side.  Her and Nationwide. (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Kidman addressed Congress this week, where she accused Hollywood of casting women as sex objects, thus perpetuating violence against them.  Reminding every member of Congress to add Eyes Wide Shut to their Netflix. (WWTDD)

Paris Hilton filmed a cameo for Will Ferrell's upcoming 'The Other Guys' this week, and for her one day on set demanded both live lobsters and a bottle of Grey Goose.  Will Ferrell, on the other hand, simply demanded to know who cast Paris Hilton. (WWTDD)
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Mad Men's Christina Hendricks got married this week, officially making this guy the luckiest man in the world.  Sorry, Antonio Banderas, but you've been out of the running for quite some time now. (Hollywood Tuna)

R Kelly continued his quest to become the Most Ridiculous Person Alive this week by announcing that he's illiterate.  Which explains a lot about Trapped in the Closet, actually.  Still no explanation for the child pornography, though.  So. (Celebslam)

This week, Grace Park and Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galactica fame did a photoshoot that would make even a Cylon blush.  In the SPINE, that is.  Hooya.  Anyone who got that joke and I would be friends.  Nerdy, nerdy friends. (Hollywood Tuna)

Burger King publicly apologized to Jessica Simpson this week after sponsoring an NFL pre-game cartoon that joked about her recent weight gain.  Yeah, come on BK.  You can't give someone a shirt and then make fun of it.  (WWTDD)
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Let's talk!

The big story this week is David Letterman's admission (under the threat of blackmail) that he has slept with members of his staff. Which I guess makes his the most popular staff member. Hit it, Paul Shaffer! (WWTDD)

This week, Michael Lohan announced that he's planning an intervention for his daughter Lindsay sometime in the next few weeks. You know, so she can be on the lookout for a random gathering of family and friends and just NOT GO. (WWTDD)

A few weeks ago, Playmate Jayde Nicole claimed that she was assaulted by Joe Francis in a bar, a charge he aggressively denied. Too bad the security tapes, released this week, back up Jayde's side of the story. Which is shocking, considering how much Joe Francis respects women and everything. (WWTDD)

Kristen Bell and Malin Ackerman hit the red carpet this week, punctuating how truly sad it is that not even their combined hotness can save Couples Retreat. (WWTDD)

I wonder if the guys behind Twitter hoped that one day, some day, 'celebrities' like Aubrey O'Day and Ice T's wife Coco would use it to post half naked pictures of themselves. If so, boy were those aspirations specific. And correct! (Hollywood Tuna, IDLYITW)
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The big story this week, of course, is director Roman Polanski's arrest after 32 years on the run.  He was convicted of unlawful sex with a minor back in 1977.  Although that 'minor' is now 45, so technically it's not unlawful sex anymore, now IS IT?  This one's free, RoPo. (IDLYITW)

Many in the Hollywood community are defending Roman for some reason, including Whoopi Goldberg, who claims that what he did wasn't 'rape rape.'  It was just rape-ish.  Rape-y.  Not RAPE rape.  I'd hate to see what she actually considers rape. (IDLYITW)

Pictures of the new A-Team movie leaked this week, featuring Bradley Cooper as Faceman, Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Sharlto Copley (District 9) as Murdock, and someone-not-as-good-as-Mr.-T as B. A. Baracus.  Consider that fool pitied. (WWTDD)

A tentative congratulations to Jude Law this week, who might be the father of random model Sam Burke's new baby girl.  The little one's first gift from her supposed father?  A DNA test.  Good luck growing up normal, baby. (WWTDD)

Eva Longoria posed for Citizen K magazine this week, and brought her best nip slip to the shoot with her.  If you can ignore the fact that she looks like a retarded Vulcan, you might just enjoy this. (Egotastic)
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Julia Roberts and friends are in India shooting a movie this week, and by friends I mean a security staff of 350 people.  I think that technically counts as an army.  Watch out, Pratibha Patil.  An army controlled by Julia Roberts is the scariest kind of army. (WWTDD)

The Jay Leno Show has only been on for a couple weeks and already its putting up the lowest numbers in Monday night primetime.  Looks like that voodoo hex worked out after all, Conan!  That voodoo hex known as being funnier. (WWTDD)

Kevin Federline announced this week that he will be joining the next season of Celebrity Fit Club.  Although, one of the other contestants is Shar Jackson, known for being Kevin Federline's baby mama, so at that point can we just start calling it Fit Club? (Celebslam)

LeAnn Rimes called the police this week, who arrived at the scene just in time to...watch her bags.  She called the police to watch her bags as she packed her car.  Sorry, multiple murder victims.  The police were busy making sure LeAnn Rimes' BAGS DIDN'T MOVE. (WWTDD)

It's been a while since we've had a good old-fashioned nip slip, hasn't it?  Well that's what 90210's AnnaLynne McCord is here for.  That, and to hold the record for most unnecessary capital letters in a single name. (Egotastic)
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Imma let you finish!

This week, some smart publicists behind Jennifer's Body released the much-hyped kissing scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Now you don't have to actually go see the movie! (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan is a good influence.  This week she and her 15-year-old sister Ali hit the clubs until 1am, drinking and chain-smoking.  When I was 15, I was in marching band.  So I guess that makes us BOTH bad-asses. (WWTDD)

Jessica Simpson put up missing posters for her dog Daisy this week, who was snatched up by coyotes while they vacationed in Brazil.  I don't know, Jess.  Coyotes drive a hard bargain.  For instance, they already ate her. (IDLYITW)

Despite his best efforts, Kanye West didn't get all the attention at the VMAs.  Lady Gaga's absurd outfits stole some of the spotlight.  I personally liked the one where her face is being pooped out by a giant hair butthole. (Celebslam)
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Hot couple alert!  Pam Anderson is now dating an electrician she met at a trailer park.  You are all invited to their wedding, at the Olive Garden on Rt. 46 in New Jersey.  Chicken McNuggets will be served. (IDLYITW)

American Idol announced this week that Ellen DeGeneres will be joining the show next season as Paula Abdul's replacement, bringing the number of judges who wear ties to 1. (WWTDD)

This week, Milla Jovovich posed nude for Purple magazine, making her costume from The Fifth Element look like a 1970s wedding gown. (Egotastic)

Nicole Richie had her second baby this week, naming it Sparrow James Midnight.  Aw, that's sweet.  Now sister Harlow Winter Kate will have someone to hang out with when no one at school will talk to either of them. (Celebslam)
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Rumors hit this week that Christopher Nolan has cast Megan Fox as Catwoman in the next Batman movie, despite the fact that no script exists yet.  But hey, an internet can dream, can't they?  Dream so obnoxiously that Christopher Nolan is forced to make it a reality. (IDLYITW)

Chris Brown was finally sentenced this week for brutally beating up Rihanna back in February, and at last, justice has been served.  In the form of mildly inconvenient community service.  That'll show him! (IDLYITW)

But wait, there's more.  Turns out Chris Brown was involved in two other incidents even before this one.  Looks like a history of violence to me, and not the blockbuster starring Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris.  I wish Ed Harris was involved. (WWTDD)

Helena Bonham Carter hit the beach this week, and first I was going to comment on the obvious, but damn, look how fat her kid is!  She looks like she should be in liederhosen gnawing on a bratwurst!  Fat kids, hehehe!  Also, gross. (WWTDD)

Remember the story last week about that reality show stripper murderer?  Well, great news for humanity, he hung himself in a motel room this week.  Yikes!  VH1, looks like you may have to ramp up your screening process.  Or just set one up period. (WWTDD)
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As IF.

The cast of the new season of Dancing With The Stars was announced this week, and is it just me, or are they getting closer and closer to actual stars?  I mean, Entourage's Debi Mazar?  Hall-of-Famer Michael Irvin?  Macy Gray?  Oh okay, thank god.  (DListed)

A 'sex tape' featuring Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart and Kari Ann Peniche leaked to the internet this week, except it's not really a sex tape, it's more of a three-naked-people-hanging-out-and-talking tape.  Lame.  If I wanted to see that, I'd go find a sauna. (Egotastic)

This week, Brad Pitt told Bill Maher that he stopped smoking weed when he became a father.  OR DID HE!?  A few days later on The Howard Stern Show, Quentin Tarantino revealed that they had smoked together a year ago, around the time his fifth and sixth kids were born.  Coincidence??  I think pot. (Celebslam, DListed)

This week, Kanye finally lived up to his self-proclaimed grandeur.  Well, he didn't personally, but his girlfriend Amber Rose did, by prancing around topless.  The string bikini bottom is really just a formality at this point.  How proper! (Hollywood Tuna)
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In nipple news, Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes have got us (un)covered. Who are those people? Trick question. Nipples. (Popoholic, Egotastic)

Oh hey, here's something: Channing Tatum used to be a stripper. Can you believe that? He used to put himself in front of strangers and let them oggle him while he danced. Thank god he saved himself from that life of objectification and became an actor. Alexis Bledel can tell you. She played a strong, smart female character and now she commands the respect of ev-- Hey, actually, can you hoist the leather corset so it kind of smushes your boobs? Perfect. (WWTDD, Egotastic)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-14 14:00:00 by <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://blog.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1789436 Pop Culture CliffsNotes: Aug 7 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1789436 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Tuesday's internet ban of Megan Fox, I was worried about a few of you.  Mostly, Megan Fox's publicist and no one else, because no one even noticed.  (Popoholic)

And now, Megan Foxes for everyone!

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on vacation this week, and decided to ignore the most basic rules of sports by playing both tennis and basketball in a bikini and huge heels.  You know, like they do in porns!  How adorable. (Egotastic, Derekhail)

Oh man, this is great.  Some woman named 'Sara' (no relation) is claiming that Dr. Phil inappropriately touched her in 1984 when she was a patient.  So many rich emotionally f*cked up layers!  It's like a hilarious onion. (WWTDD)

The producers of Jessica Simpson's new reality show are not happy this week, after learning that her stylists cost $25,000 per episode.  $25k!?  She should just start paying them in cars.  Ooo, I like this eye shadow.  That's one car for you, do it smoky and I'll make it two.  Two cars. (IDLYITW)

Another set of Vanessa Hudgens' naked phone pictures leaked this week, but hey, at least her technique is improving!  Even Disney can appreciate that.  Right?  *cut to Walt furiously masturbating*  Right. (IDLYITW)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-07 14:00:00 by <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://blog.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1789071 Pop Culture CliffsNotes: July 31st Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1789071 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Megan Fox is still hot. And she's still saying really weird stuff. Let's focus on the part about her being hot though. (Popoholic, Celebslam)

You know who else is still hot? Ali Larter's butt. It's so hot that it decided it needed to go outside and get a little air. But, ugh, the paparazzi was there to interrupt it. God, being a celebrity butt is such a pain in the ass. Just ask Oliva Wilde's. (Egotastic, Popoholic)

Calling all nerds! Oliva Munn just made your day. The only thing that could have made this more Comic-Con Sexy is if she were also doing a reading of her erotic Stargate: SG-1 fanfiction and giving out free Claritin. (Egotastic)

Not nerdy enough for you? This should do the trick. I have a theory that all nerds love Jennifer Connelly. What's not to love? She's got that kind of mom-ish voice and she's super hot, but not so hot that those pictures of the two of you that you Photoshopped look totally ridiculous. She's got the perfect 2:1 realistic/fantastic ratio. Don't get me wrong though; you're never going to sleep with her. (Egotastic)

You're never going to sleep with this person either. I have no idea who she is, but she's doing the crab walk in lingerie and high heels, so you do the math. (Derekhail)

You know who just got a lot more dateable? Camilla Belle. She is back on the market and, hell, you might even have a shot with her. She's been dating a virgin for months. (D-listed)

Reggie Bush, on the other hand, has been dating the complete opposite of a virgin, but that relationship is also over. When will the heartbreak end?! (Celebridiot)

Oh! I almost forgot to tell you guys, according to Gisele Bundchen, the new fashion trend for Winter is Flasher-Chique. Finally! (Popoholic)
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To us!

This week, Jude Law made headlines after he punched a female paparazzi in the back of the head.  Apparently Urban Dictionary was loading too slowly, so he only got half of the instructions. (WWTDD)

The Jackson family is determined to sue this week, after deciding that someone must take responsibility for Michael's death.  Since it's clearly not Michael's fault that he was self-medicating. (WWTDD)

After Entourage took a dig at Seth Rogen this week, the actor responded, saying he never had and never would watch the show.  Then Jason Segel made him breakfast so Jonah Hill could drive him to a meeting Judd Apatow set up for him. (WWTDD)

The star of Burn Notice was arrested this week after driving drunk straight into a police car.  He then resisted arrest by running directly into a nearby jail.  You crazy famous people! (Celebslam)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-24 14:00:00 by <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://blog.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 40 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1788255 Pop Culture CliffsNotes: July 17 Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1788255 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> this young man. (Celebslam)

The big story this week was US Weekly's release of never before seen footage of Michael Jackson's hair catching fire during a Pepsi shoot in 1984.  They claim this incident, and therefore Pepsi, is what eventually killed MJ.  I mean, duh!  Do you even know how much sugar is in that stuff?  Gross! (Celebslam)

Some Playboy Playmate posed for pictures in a lettuce bikini (?) or something this week but who cares, what I find hilarious is the 'RESPECT' tattoo right above her vagina.  You're doing it wrong! (WWTDD)

Did you guys watch Pushing Diasies?  No?  Oh.  Did you see Land of the Lost?  No?  Hmm.  Well then I guess no wonder the star of both posed topless for Vanity Fair this week. (IDLYITW)

Surprise surprise, the new Harry Potter movie made bank this week.  Audiences were 99% crazy tween fans and 1% creepy dudes hoping to see more of this.  99% of moviegoers were not disappointed. (WWTDD, Egotastic)
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This week, Hayden Panettiere admitted that the Italian tattoo on her back is spelled wrong.  See Mom?  Celebrities get drunk and get tattoos at the Jersey shore too. (Celebslam)

Megan Fox had the audacity this week to call Transformers 2 'not a movie about acting.'  Michael Bay shot back, saying 'nobody...knew about Megan until I...put her in Transformers'.  Then they both went home and cried themselves to sleep on huge piles of money. (IDLYITW)

Mary Louise Parker did a photoshoot for Esquire this week, and oh how embarrassing, she forgot to wear PANTIES!  She is going to FLIP OUT, you guys.  What a career killer!!! (Popoholic)

Julianne Moore hit the beach this week, presumably to refresh her supply of fresh human blood. (WWTDD)

This week, Kelly Osbourne called Lady Gaga a 'butterface,' marking the beginning of what I can only assume will be a battle of wits like this world has never seen. (Celebslam)

A female scientist named Jennifer Sunday filed a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan this week, claiming that the starlet stole Sunday's tanning formula to create her line of tanners.  Unrelated, Lohan's entire Netflix queue is 'The Saint'. (IDLYITW)
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And now, let's make like the scuba guy from Mousetrap and dive right in, shall we?

This week, blogger Perez Hilton called The Black Eyed Peas' Will.i.am a bundle of sticks and was promptly punched in the face by the band's manager, reminding us all to never mess with a band named after an easily delivered injury. (WWTDD)

Chris Brown's verdict was delivered this week, and surprise!, he only has to do 180 days of community service.  The Judicial System is officially the nerdy hall monitor of the United States, only giving passes to the popular kids because he wants them to like him. (IDLYITW)

Anna Faris eloped to Maui this week with her now-husband, chubbster Chris Pratt from Parks & Recreation.  Proving once and for all that for girls, a sense of humor reigns supreme.  A close second?  Awkwardly tiny nipples.  (Celebslam)

This week, Cameron Diaz finally got a star on the prestigious and extremely selective Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Her star is between Howie Mandel and Judge Judy and right below Donald Duck. (Hollywood Tuna)
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