CollegeHumor: 4th Of July Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1787246 Thomas Jefferson's 1st Draft of the Declaration of Independence Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1787246 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> The Declaration of Independence is a formative document in our Nation's history.  Penned solely by Thomas Jefferson in 1774, it listed the grievances that the Colonials held towards King George and the British Empire.  At least it did eventually. 

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:2034939"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/3/collegehumor.129b6e6e08ab989336b664f3245d3068.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-02 18:00:00 by <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:2034939">Brad Einstein</a> <p> <img src="http://blog.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 73 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1758420 July 3: Canada IMs America Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:53:26 -0400 http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1758420 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:1680781"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/5/collegehumor.4f62103d6641037dfefdb695a8ccb464.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-02 17:53:26 by <a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/user:1680781">Hallie and Jessica</a> <p> <img src="http://blog.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 188 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1758471 A Sore Subject Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:10:01 -0400 http://blog.collegehumor.com/article:1758471 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Turkey: Oh... hey, Eagle. What's up?

Eagle: Not much, how have you been? I haven't seen you in at least three hundred years, my fair-feathered brethren.

[Turkey self-consciously strokes his wattle.]

Turkey: Ha. I know, right? I've been ca-razy busy with my new part-time j-o-b.

Eagle: Yeah, well I hope there's no tension between us anymore, Turkey.

Turkey: No, we're cool.

Eagle: Are you sure? It was pretty awkward there for a while. I'm sure the divorce didn't help, but--

Turkey: I'm beginning to regain custody of them, so thanks for that.

Eagle: I'm not trying to ruffle your feathers but you must realize that I am the exemplary essence of this great land.

Turkey: Oh, relax. Our little feud died out about thirty years ago. Right around the time your species almost did the same.

Eagle: Real mature.

Turkey: DDT FTW!

Oak Tree: Hahaahahah, zing!

Eagle: Quiet, national tree.
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