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Halloween 2009

10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

by CH Staff October 30, 2009
Let's face it, you're a busy human being. Between sleeping in and putting it off, you've barely had time to come up with a good Halloween costume this year. Thank God we're here to help. Here are a few quick and easy Halloween costumes that are sure to make people go "oh, that's kind of funny I guess..."!

Sexy Ghost

What you need
- Sheet
- Scissors
- Legs
- Heels
Tips for "selling it"
- Make sure to yell "boo" at least once during orgasm
European

What you need
- Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
- Too-tight jeans
- Hair gel
- Imported beer
- Cigarette
- Scarf
Tips for "selling it"
- Scoff at most things people say
- Dance with your hands only, no hips
- Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs
Drunk Uncle

What you need
- Filthy dress shirt
- Loose necktie
- Bottle of whiskey
- Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you'll probably be too drunk to feel it)
Tips for "selling it"
- Hit on younger girls
- Request Billy Ocean songs all night
- Pretend your excessive drinking is "just part of the costume"
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New Sim On the Block
by Andrew B. October 30, 2009

Bill: Hello, new acquaintance.

Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?

Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.
Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.
Bill: Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!
Dave: Uh...huh.
Bill: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Pause.
Dave: So....you watch any sports or anything?
Bill: Backrub?
Dave: Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.
Bill: Backrub?
Dave: Uh, still no, thanks.
Bill: Tickle!
Dave: Haaaa...very funny. That was not at all awkward.
Bill: We're friends now.

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5 Useful New Photoshop Filters, Vol. 2
by Owen Parsons November 06, 2009

Tired of your old Photoshop filters? Adobe just released five new ones to make your life even better (or at least seem that way).

Roll over each image to see the new filters in action.

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Halloween 2009

Halloween Costume Contest Finale 2009

by CH Staff November 05, 2009

Our triumphant Halloween pictures finale is upon us. We saved the best for last. Rate the Sexiest Something costume below then head south to Most Offensive. A special thanks to everyone who submitted pictures to the contest and we hope to see you all again next year. Fingers crossed for Sexy Avatar y'all.

Sexiest Costume

More Sexy Pictures, the Poll, and Most Offensive after the jump

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Honest HBO Warnings
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The 5 People You Really Should Not Be Friends With on Facebook
by Emily November 11, 2009

5. That Person Who Lives On Your Floor Freshman Year
You don't know them now, and you won't know them later. Friending them 2 weeks into college just assures you'll be consistently invited to events from whatever obscure club they joined to actually make friends until you finally de-friend them senior year. And you'll still feel bad doing it.

4. Your Boss
Just because you sling espresso drinks together at Starbucks on the weekends does NOT mean you'll want to see his family pictures. Kiss any work-related FML's goodbye or expect an awkward comment both on Facebook and when you don the green apron.

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Dating, It's Complicated

Datings, It's Complicated: Issue #25

by Jason Michaels November 05, 2009

Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!
One time the girlfriend and I were outside in my backyard when she happened to find a bar of soap. So she picks it up tosses in her hands, pretending to take a shower and having a good laugh. So the next day, I'm studying for a midterm and mom comes up to me and tells me not leave my bar of soap on the bottom of the shower because the dog eats and poops it out. I never did explain to my girlfriend how the bar of soap got out there.
-James B, Ontario
My girlfriend hated Transformers 2 because there was "too much" robot fighting.
-Anonymous
My GF of six years dumped me the week of finals, seven days before I graduated college. She said she, "wanted time to be single and trust her own decision making." Six months later, she was engaged, pregnant and enlisted in the army.
-Rich
This August while sleeping on an air mattress on vacation, my girlfriend pissed herself, and because I'm heavier than her, it all came down and pooled around me. I woke up shivering, soaked in my girlfriend's piss.
-Drew, Wayne State

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Dating, It's Complicated

Issue #24

by Jason Michaels October 29, 2009

Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!
Senior year, my girlfriend and I broke my bed while making love (j/k- while boning). My roommate's dog was under the bed. He wasn't injured, but then again, he wasn't quite the same there after. Sorry Duke.
-Anonymous
I once bought my (ex)girlfriend flowers for no reason. Immediately after I gave them to her my roommate came home and we started talking about what he was doing for his girlfriend for thier anniversary. With the flowers still in her hand she turned to me and said "Why don't you ever do things like that for me?"
-Will
I was a 19 year old college freshman dating another 19 year old college freshman. We stopped in at a Dunkin' Donuts that he frequented. Upon walking up to the counter, the cashier said, "Oh hi, Chris! Is this your mom?"
-Hillari
My significant other of a year and a half cried hysterically for an hour and swore to never talk to me again because I jokingly said I was more attractive then her.
-Nick

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