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by Streeter Seidell November 13, 2009

Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Sober :: Drunk

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Halloween 2009

10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

by CH Staff October 30, 2009
Let's face it, you're a busy human being. Between sleeping in and putting it off, you've barely had time to come up with a good Halloween costume this year. Thank God we're here to help. Here are a few quick and easy Halloween costumes that are sure to make people go "oh, that's kind of funny I guess..."!

Sexy Ghost

What you need
- Sheet
- Scissors
- Legs
- Heels
Tips for "selling it"
- Make sure to yell "boo" at least once during orgasm
European

What you need
- Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
- Too-tight jeans
- Hair gel
- Imported beer
- Cigarette
- Scarf
Tips for "selling it"
- Scoff at most things people say
- Dance with your hands only, no hips
- Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs
Drunk Uncle

What you need
- Filthy dress shirt
- Loose necktie
- Bottle of whiskey
- Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you'll probably be too drunk to feel it)
Tips for "selling it"
- Hit on younger girls
- Request Billy Ocean songs all night
- Pretend your excessive drinking is "just part of the costume"
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Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gets Less Passive, More Aggressive
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Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open
by Sarah Schneider October 29, 2009

Thomas Jefferson

JFK

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Employee Manuals...Probably
by Streeter Seidell 2 days ago

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained. Here, without naming names, are these companies' employee manuals...probably.

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New Sim On the Block
by Andrew B. October 30, 2009

Bill: Hello, new acquaintance.

Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?

Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.
Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.
Bill: Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!
Dave: Uh...huh.
Bill: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Pause.
Dave: So....you watch any sports or anything?
Bill: Backrub?
Dave: Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.
Bill: Backrub?
Dave: Uh, still no, thanks.
Bill: Tickle!
Dave: Haaaa...very funny. That was not at all awkward.
Bill: We're friends now.

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5 Useful New Photoshop Filters, Vol. 2
by Owen Parsons November 06, 2009

Tired of your old Photoshop filters? Adobe just released five new ones to make your life even better (or at least seem that way).

Roll over each image to see the new filters in action.

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Prank War 8 Is Up!
by Amir Blumenfeld November 12, 2009

It's been two years since I last pranked Streeter. Now the wait is over. Click the picture to see the video.

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