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All-Nighter: Jake and Amir’s Dream

This time, it really t’wis a dream.

Dire Consequences with Murph and Kevin. Every time a piece gets jumped the loser will be smacked with a baseball bat just like losers should be.
Play ball.

Dire Consequences with Murph and Kevin. Every time a piece gets jumped the loser will be smacked with a baseball bat just like losers should be.

Play ball.

Our All-Nighter Live Stream in GIFs

In case you’re missing ONE SECOND of our live stream, worry not — we’ve got a guy making GIFs of it on the SPOT. So far covered: our freestyle rap battle, our animal expert, gross cocktail trivia, and Hello My Name Is. Thanks, Anthony!

How to Draw a Picture-Perfect Horse in 7 Easy Steps

Saddle up with this super-fun drawing tutorial!

Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Caldwell Tanner’s Choice
Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song.
You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet’s single greatest achievement to date.

Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Caldwell Tanner’s Choice

Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song.

You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet’s single greatest achievement to date.

Call the number and you could win either a delicious tasting Nick Cage movie or an awful pizza. 

Call the number and you could win either a delicious tasting Nick Cage movie or an awful pizza. 

All-Nighter: Robot Sex Toy

The gang is introduced to a robot that’s so sexy it’s scary and then stops being sexy.

Gale Beggy is taking phone calls at 347-410-7485. Get on that phone or watch the live stream.

Gale Beggy is taking phone calls at 347-410-7485. Get on that phone or watch the live stream.

All-Nighter: Wrong Way

5 videos down and 5 to go! We’re half way there.

Gross Cocktail Trivia Part Two is streaming now on YouTube and on CollegeHumor.

Gross Cocktail Trivia Part Two is streaming now on YouTube and on CollegeHumor.

All-Nighter: Art Heist

Emily steals a work of art that’s as priceless as it is alive.

We Promised To Write Two Awesome Term Papers For Our Readers In One Hour. Here They Are.

We told readers to send in topics for papers they had to write, and we’d write the papers for them in an hour (ish). So here’s what we came up with, in all their guaranteed-A-getting glory! 

Here’s the prompt for the 2nd paper which was also just finished.

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
It is thursday evening/friday morning. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.  
But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?  
- Movie Night with the Ladies.  
- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.
- Forget friends, find food!

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

It is thursday evening/friday morning. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.  

But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?  

- Movie Night with the Ladies.  

- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.

- Forget friends, find food!

The Gregory Brothers are doing a powerpoint presentation right now. 

The Gregory Brothers are doing a powerpoint presentation right now

A lot of weird stuff going on over here.