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A very special episode with Tom Hanks.
The language of love (English) is not easily learned.
If at first you don't succeed...
Now we have to find something else to call them.
He has the voice of an angel now.
That was close. He almost embarrassed himself.
Our two favorite things: arcades and loitering.
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His best sketches and stand up.
| Year | Freshman |
| School | Gonzaga University |
So what if she sets off a shower of sparks every time she touches a wire? Look at her! A body like that more than makes up for the fact that she'd burn your house down with her reckless home wiring.
Can you imagine? A girl like that showing up to your house when all you're expecting is a regular ol' electrician who knows what he/she is doing. A beautiful model wearing jorts and a hard hat!
Awesome.
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My girlfriend hated Transformers 2 because there was "too much" robot fighting.
-Anonymous
My GF of six years dumped me the week of finals, seven days before I graduated college. She said she, "wanted time to be single and trust her own decision making." Six months later, she was engaged, pregnant and enlisted in the army.
-Rich
This August while sleeping on an air mattress on vacation, my girlfriend pissed herself, and because I'm heavier than her, it all came down and pooled around me. I woke up shivering, soaked in my girlfriend's piss.
-Drew, Wayne State
Just think, before Google Maps only people in airplanes could appreciate a prank like this
Give the guy a break. It's not like he reads teleprompters for a living.
Their advice starts well, but they get de-railed about halfway. Must have been distracted by the porn.
They're out of our league, but not as out of our league as supermodels. HENCE, "girls next door."
In a perfect world, we'd all be wearing bread shoes
Maya is a Sexy Electrician
If only I had this page during elementary school english. And middle school English. And college English
If these are the outtakes, I'd love to see the intakes. Oh, they published those? Right. Gotcha.
This actually makes motorcycle gangs sound lame
Blison is flaunting it. And by "it" I mean her body. And by her "body" I mean the thing attached to her face
Pricks Beat Douchebags to Win World Series
"Stop laughing! I'm the most accomplished professor in the field of farts!"
Play Flood Fill!
Ugh, you can't bring babies anywhere fun
Watch this classic sketch by the Office's Ellie Kemper!
Could a Human Beat a T. Rex In Arm Wrestling?
She's a talented model. I mean actress. ACTRESS.
Judging people is fun. I feel like God. Or a judge
These girls don't know anything about poker. The chips go on the table, not on your nipples. Geez.
I like him as a person but I disagree with his meteorological opinions
It's time to pull out those old electronics and destroy them. That's right, destroy them, and make sure you take video. If your destruction is the most creatively epic, you could win the same or...
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