If Peter Griffin were running for county comptroller.
Conversation killer? I’m a conversation thriller.
New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed [Click for more]
No more NSFW! This feature finally makes touchy time possible right in front of Craig.
All of These People Are Having a Much Worse Day Than You Are [Click for more]
Unless you’re in one of these pictures. Then MOST of these people are having a much worse day than you.
Holding your group photo on a dock is just asking for trouble. Did you remember to get tuxedo insurance?
You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?
Can you match the lame lyric to the artist?
1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”
2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”
3) “Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge”
4) “I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson”
5) ”Hey, this is my jam”
6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”
7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”
8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”
9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”
10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”
I’m a manimal.
Laugher Yoga is the Creepiest Exercise in the World [Click for more insanity]
Yeah, laughter yoga is a terrifying, real thing. The premise is pretty easy to grasp: laughing is therapeutic, and the more you laugh, the happier you will be. But things get a little unsettling when people FORCE — I mean really strain — themselves to laugh in order to find inner peace. It’s like looking into the face of pur insanity.
Check Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in Claw Machines [Click for more]
“Hahahahahahahaha okay fine I’ll fish you out.” — so many fathers
Epic Battle Dog vs Helicopter [Click to watch]
Should’ve realized remote control helicopters are the vacuum cleaners of the sky.