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The man just wants to have sex before he dies and he’s willing to wear a cardigan and cut back on his weed smoking to make it happen.

Watch —> Lemme Freak’ Lil Dicky’s Desperate Plea for Sex

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Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.

Finish reading —> 10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises

What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?

Finish reading —> What OkCupid Questions Are REALLY Asking

Those Norwegian guys who sang about foxes are singing about knots now.

That ‘What Does the Fox Say?’ Guy is Back and Singing About Knots

Trolling the Humans of New York.

This Guy is Pretending to be Behind Humans of New York

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DON’T FORGET - Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

DON’T FORGET - Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

The Best Way to Cheer Up Kanye West When He’s Being an Adult Baby

The Best Way to Cheer Up Kanye West When He’s Being an Adult Baby

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This is fantastic! 

Bryan Cranston Performs One-Man MLB Show

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12 Ultrasounds That Looked Just Like Fictional Characters

Ultrasounds are truly a cool, fascinating thing - but it’s important to remember that they don’t always give you a 100% clear picture of what the child will look like when he or she finally pops out of the mother. Sometimes, the picture is obscured or weird (or, in one case, 3D) enough that it looks like…well, something awfully familiar, but definitely not a baby. Click here to see our favorites!

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Fast Facts About Destiny and a Little Studio Called Bungie

Some of you already know all these facts, but have you ever seen them so animated?

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Coming Out as a Pokemon Trainer on Facebook
It gets better, or at the very least least it gets a remake version with better graphics.

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Coming Out as a Pokemon Trainer on Facebook

It gets better, or at the very least least it gets a remake version with better graphics.

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7 C.I.A. Plots That Sound Like They Were Dreamed Up By A 12 Year Old
Thank God for the Freedom of Information Act. Aside from giving us insight we need to be more responsible stewards of a liberal democracy, it provides us with the endlessly entertaining experience of learning how the Central Intelligence Agency has been spending our tax dollars to make the world a more horrifying place. Although the C.I.A. has been doing their best to portray themselves as self aware via their Twitter account in recent months, it’s important to remember how many completely batshit attempts at world domination preceded their covert-conquest of our hearts in 140 characters. Click here for more examples!

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7 C.I.A. Plots That Sound Like They Were Dreamed Up By A 12 Year Old

Thank God for the Freedom of Information Act. Aside from giving us insight we need to be more responsible stewards of a liberal democracy, it provides us with the endlessly entertaining experience of learning how the Central Intelligence Agency has been spending our tax dollars to make the world a more horrifying place. Although the C.I.A. has been doing their best to portray themselves as self aware via their Twitter account in recent months, it’s important to remember how many completely batshit attempts at world domination preceded their covert-conquest of our hearts in 140 characters. 

Click here for more examples!

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Drawblem Solvers 11 - How to Catch a Thief

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Drawblem Solvers 11 - How to Catch a Thief

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Morning Drawfee 21 - The Dino Dudes

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Morning Drawfee 21 - The Dino Dudes

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Super Mario Kombat

Who’s the ideal person to be saving everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom? Is it the pudgy, middle-aged plumber? Or is it the shape-shifting Outworld sorceror Shang Tsung?

The answer should be pretty obvious.