Ideas For The Next “Feminist Taylor Swift” [Click for more]

You know, her.

Russell Brand Mocks MSNBC on MSNBC

It’s not really news, innit?

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Real Life Peter Griffin

If Peter Griffin were running for county comptroller.

Jake and Amir: Lunch Conversation

Conversation killer? I’m a conversation thriller.

New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed [Click for more]

No more NSFW! This feature finally makes touchy time possible right in front of Craig.

All of These People Are Having a Much Worse Day Than You Are [Click for more]

Unless you’re in one of these pictures. Then MOST of these people are having a much worse day than you.

Viewer discretion is advised - You’ve been warned

When Weddings Fall Into Lakes

Holding your group photo on a dock is just asking for trouble. Did you remember to get tuxedo insurance?

It isn’t ironic, by the way.

Trampolines are the Most Fun Way to Die

You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?

10 Lamest Rap Brags

Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 

1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”

2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”

3) “Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge”

4) “I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson”

5) ”Hey, this is my jam”

6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”

7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”

8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”

9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”

10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”

See how many you got right.

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I’m a manimal.

Booby Trap

Laugher Yoga is the Creepiest Exercise in the World [Click for more insanity]

Yeah, laughter yoga is a terrifying, real thing. The premise is pretty easy to grasp: laughing is therapeutic, and the more you laugh, the happier you will be. But things get a little unsettling when people FORCE — I mean really strain — themselves to laugh in order to find inner peace. It’s like looking into the face of pur insanity.

Check Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in Claw Machines [Click for more]

“Hahahahahahahaha okay fine I’ll fish you out.” — so many fathers

Epic Battle Dog vs Helicopter [Click to watch]

Should’ve realized remote control helicopters are the vacuum cleaners of the sky.

French Bulldog Happily Paddles the Air

Good boy. Tread that air.

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